ALL X’S ARE Ys, but NO ~Y’S ARE Xs?

Michael Sean Quinn*


            I recently ran across an article entitled “A Good and Happy Lawyer.” I found it in a recent issue of something called PRACTICAL APPLICATION; apparently it is an on-line lawyer mag of some sort.  The author is identified as the chair of the “Attorney Liability Practice Group” of a law firm somewhere.

According to the article that section not only represents lawyers in professional liability matters.  The article also says that at least one member of  this section  “provides advice to attorneys on risk management and ethical issues.

          I have now developed a Named Category for pieces like this: “Blatant Ballistic Bullshit.” (When the missile carrying this cargo hits a surface, its innards case slop in all directions.)

This cargo starts applying with the main thesis of the article: “An Unhappy Lawyer will never be a good lawyer.” (The bold type is in the article, and that part is all in caps.)

          “Never”? Really? Five years after recovering from a cocaine addiction, daily AA meetings, and many successful hours of positive psychological therapy? What if someone one were to say that that no lawyer who ever believed an unclear and vague universal proposition without precision or empirical support could ever be a good lawyer. Frankly, I find the second proposition more probable—and more plausible–than the first, but I and most rational people eschew believing either of them for more than a few seconds—“Temptation Seconds.” Many mistakes do not cause lifetime states of affairs like inferiority.

Let’s restrict the author’s claims to this “No lawyer who is unhappy can be a good lawyer during the period of  his/her unhappiness.” Of course, this is false too, since someone can be going through the breakup of a love affair and therefore be unhappy for some days (or weeks) and try to lose the unhappiness by concentrating on work.

What about the following problem. Categories like unhappy person and good lawyer are very broad, rather vague concepts, and each subject to many degrees.  Consider the idea of being unhappy.  Obviously, some people are less unhappy than others; there are mild cases of unhappiness and cases of true and intense depression. (It fair to say, I think, that very depressed people are unhappy while they are really depressed, though the opposite may not always be true. Conceptually, I am willing to entertain the idea that people who are depressed on even numbered days can also regularly be unhappy on odd numbered days, other things being equal.)

Also, the phrase “unhappy person” is an ambiguous phrase. Two friends of mine count themselves as unhappy persons. One tries to overcome this problem with Prozac. He tells me that it seems to help, but he still describes himself as an unhappy person. We have gone of picnics together and laughed muchly together, but he still classifies himself as an unhappy person with short intervals of some happiness.  Is he wrong?

The other says that Prozac works great and she is no longer depressed, although she is intensely angry from time to time at her philandering husband, whom she find somewhat sexually unsatisfactory, in any case. Planning a hypothetical divorce sometimes, imaging and affair, and fantasizing a murder while waiting in the car pool line, she tells me, make her very happy, as well as entertained.

 Her felonious imaginings and being a member of the audience for her own purely mental dramas, as—but pretty much only as–they happen, distract her from the law and legal contemplation, something she genuinely and dearly loves. At the same time she acknowledges that this state of affairs can sometimes inflict upon her short episodes of being less happy than she otherwise usually is, during which time she fights off being down cast by goes out for lunch.

Here are some of the characteristics the article claims the unhappy lawyer will have, though I will restrict my prose to the use of masculine pronouns. 

1.     “never deliver to the client the level of service deserved”;
2.    never. . .fulfill the ethical obligations of competence, diligence and prompt communication required by the” ABA Model Rules;
3.     if unhappy “because of dissatisfaction with . . .career choices[,] “will cut corners to get the job done,”
4.    will not respect the overarching principles of confidentiality”
5.     will feel unjustified, dangerous “freedom from conflicting interests and”
6.    will fail in mentoring the attorneys whom [he] supervises.”

There are so many false propositions built into in this list—in fact more than one in each of the six points I extracted–that it is depressing to read; principally because of the false universal assertions involved, it makes me unhappy to read it.  The fact that the author’s principal source appears to be CNN doesn’t help either.

(I come a little way away ashamed of myself, for how judgmental I have ended up when I ask myself, “How could someone who writes such balderdash possible be a good lawyer.” Bullshit is never adequate advocacy, I erroneously assert to myself, and then take it back, striking the “never” and substituting an “often not.”  (This stimulates a pointless inner conflict. Would “usually not” be better”? What about “often not”? And so forth.)

The author does provide a list of clichés for achieving and/or maintaining happiness. Maybe this will make up for failure so far. Alas, they suffer from the same universalistic rigid-mindedness that 1-6 do.

I’m going to list almost all of them here. As you read them, ask yourself, what problems are there here:

Get the big picture.  What does this mean? What is a “big picture?” If I am a young associate and I am taking the deposition of a weak witness, should I be focusing on the fact that the case upon which I am working– a case which is being run by a senior partner–is going to hell in a hand basket, and he knows it but hasn’t told the client? Or what if he doesn’t know it because he is what is now popularly called and “idiot”? It seems to me that I need to focus on taking the deposition. In other words, on that day, I need to focus on the little picture.

Wipe away a tendency to pessimism.  I have a lot of sympathy for this principle. In fact, in a loose sense, I am tempted to think it true, if only I could really understand the phrase “wipe away.”  Optimistic people tend to be happier on the average than those who are pessimistic.  The experimental and empirical research conducted by professors of positive psychology are said to tell us this.

At the same time, often a good dose of pessimism can be very helpful in the practice of law.  If there is an absolute proposition about the practice of law which tempts me it is this one: All “moves” in the world of applied law—as in chess—involve risk, and the negative must dwelt upon, although not by itself. Correct risk assessment entails partial-pessimism, so it should not be wiped out.  In opposition to one of the truly great popular songs: “Don’t accentuate only the positive.” (Of course, this proposition implies that some worry can make one a better lawyer. But doesn’t worry tend to generate unhappiness? ) 

Now for a real problem. Being cynical is sometimes a blessing and a necessity of rationality. Reason and truth sometimes require it.  A lawyer serving a client sometimes needs to have this state of mind sometimes the lawyer may need to transmit it to the client (sort of), or at least deliberate with the client about its appropriateness. Generalized, universalistic, dogmatic cynicism is probably not a good idea. 

If I had to try and identify one of the key causes of lawyerly unhappiness it would be this.  Intense and lasting cynicism regarding human beings probably causes serious unhappiness, even if you love you innocent dog.   If you see the world of man as a total shit house, it is hard to love you neighbor.

 Nevertheless, having a relatively generalized “weak or selective cynicism” pass by or though one’s mind is sometimes a need for a good lawyer.  Mindfulness sometimes virtually entails a cynical outlook.  Think of a crazy, vicious family struggling over who gets what out of a large estate where the will was badly done, perhaps by a member of the family. Sometimes one must even be cynical about one’s own clients.

And about one’s self.  In fact, some degree of easily findable and touchable self-cynicism is absolutely required for the genuinely moral individual and therefore especially so for a good lawyer.

Concentrate on what needs it: work, family, and friends.  This sounds right, but how much to which and when? What about pending suits versus a kid’s soccer game? A championship game? All members of the family at all times? What counts as the family? What about one’s own health, often a necessary condition for good performance of the others? What about prayer or meditation? What about communing with beauty, whether in nature on in connection with, say, a Turner painting? 

Avoid becoming stagnant.  Sounds right, I guess. It is not good for one to be trapped in a kind of boredom.  But sometimes boredom is inevitable; consider finding, reading, reviewing, and thinking about thousands of documents, for example, but sometimes this has to be done.  Sometimes some stagnation has to be managed and tolerated. But for how long?  Is avoidance for that which has grown stagnant or that which is a stagnation stimulant; this is an important difference.  How should we think about avoiding the stagnant versus discarding, reducing, or revising it, after it has already arrived? Or is it sometimes one and sometimes another? Does stagnation always generate unhappiness, depression, and/or poor lawyering?  I wonder if a distinction should be drawn between deep and surface stagnation. Topical versus general?  Professional versus personal? And how do they overlap?

I wonder if the following is true, and I admit I am inclined to think so: Do all instances of recognized stagnation cause frustration? And then, Do all instances of frustration diminish happiness? Again I am inclined to think so? Then again, I don’t trust dogmatic universals.

Are there different types of stagnation, I asked? I myself learned how to exercise the lawyerly doze periodically amongst piles of documents in the back of a dusty warehouse. I hated the work, but I did it well, in relatively short doses, anyway, and it too passed, though I thought, “Not soon enough.” Friends of mine learned how to exercise it in front of computer screens.  Their risk of discovery capture was greater than mine, however, since I was in a location where nobody much came. For lawyerly discussions and mentorship, I left it; more senior lawyers did not come to me.

 At the same time, I feel the necessity of confessing a long lasting area of stagnation.  I tried to become and be an excellent proof reader for many years. I have become stagnant about that exercise of will; my intense efforts to do it have petered out. This stagnation is really a problem. Excellent proof reading is one quality of the good lawyer. I simply can’t get there. Fortunately, this shameful inability, worsened by the stagnation of my will with regard to it, does not make me a bad lawyer either across the board (horizontally, as it were) or down to the depth (vertically, as it were). Having said all this, maybe my failure here is not really a case of “stagnation.” If so, then my semantic confusion surges again.

Engage your colleagues in positive relationships.  What kind? My list would include forgiveness, optimism, love, altruism, fairness, discussing Aquinas or Wittgenstein, sharing, common experience (e.g., golf, hunting, readings of scripture, and so forth varying with the people and the context), intellectual and emotional stimulation and support.  This article does not include anything like this.  It suggests that to obtain and maintain happiness a lawyer would be well advised to join bar groups and lawyer networks. Really?

Give back to the profession.  The author’s description of this aphorism is “Do pro bono work.” But there may be perverse problems with even such a widely professed “gem” as this one. Consider the lawyer who cannot stand being around the poverty from which he escaped. As irrational, uncharitable, and narrow a person as he is, the misery that serving the poor will inflict depression upon him, and he won’t be any good at it.  Wouldn’t be much better for this person to tithe from is income and hand it over to a reputable charity?  But he is surely giving “away,” not “back.”

Enough is enough.  Dogmatic, universalistic clichés are seldom actually true. Truth in human affairs is almost always a mixed bag and shot through with not just exceptions but subtlety. Here is a dogmatic universal which has tempted me sometimes, Try to love what you do, and it you can’t bring yourself to enhancements of that state, think about give it up.  However, don’t bail out; don’t just walk out; think the problems through; be prudent; blend pessimism with possibility; compare and contract risk with reward; focus on who and what you love; tread carefully and with charity in  your heart.

None of the following propositions is true—or to say the same thing, more or less, all of the following propositions are false, to the extent that they can even be understood:

·       No unhappy lawyers are good lawyers.
·       All unhappy lawyers are bad lawyers.
·       All good lawyers are happy.
·       No good lawyers are unhappy.
·       All bad lawyers are unhappy.

In might be a good way to end this essay is to point out that the idea of a good lawyer is itself ambiguous. Does it mean that such a lawyer mostly (or more) complies with (most or all of) the laws governing lawyers? Does it mean that such a lawyer is a sound, well-performing lawyer who is also good?  Or does it just mean that such a lawyer is a sound, well-performing lawyer? These are not common questions these days, but maybe they should be, once they are straightened out some, at least a bit more.



*Michael Sean Quinn, Ph.D., J.D.
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