LANGUAGES OF THE “CYBER WORLD” & INSURANCE “THERE”

LANGUAGES OF THE “CYBER WORLD“: 
DISTORTING IDEAS OF THE REAL AND ONLY WORLD 
BY SEDUCTIVE SEMANTICS–
IT’S IMPLICATIONS FOR THE “NEW WORLD” OF CYBER INSURANCE

Michael
Sean Quinn, Ph.D, J.D., Etc.

1300 West Lynn Street  #208

Austin,
Texas 78703

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512-296-2594

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512-656-0503

mquinn@msqlaw.com

Current discourse on cyber
matters generally uses such phrases as “cyber world,” “virtual world,” “cyberspace,” “cyber tourist,” digital universe,” “virtual” this or that, e.g.,
“virtual currency,” such as bitcoins, and other locations like those. I begin
with an important false distinction in the semantics and ideas used in cyber
discourse.  The high speed of the large
set of powerful, rhythmic, and otherwise attractive metaphors, like those, moving
into parts of languages that are taken to be literal and descriptive, is a dangerous
social phenomenon.  It is to be called “social” because, we are talking about the spread of an important but false and profoundly
misleading conceptual scheme, i.e., systems of ideas.

Such metaphors may play a part in creating a
false conceptual system—one which may substantially mislead at least important
fractions of the population   All of
the metaphors get frequently used and sometimes in opposition to, or in
contradiction of, the so called “real world.” 
Pieces of the discourse denounced here began well over a half century ago
when John von Neumann
and his band were conceiving, designing and building the original computer—the
“hardware” they called its contents “the digital universe.” See George Dyson, TURING’S CATHEDRAL: THE ORIGINS OF THE DIGITAL UNIVERSE 2012)

Speaking of a “cyber world”
makes it sound like there are two actual, independent, and irrevocably
distinct—quite separate—worlds. The phrase “cyberspace” does the same thing.  All of the phrases like these two create the
same problem. Often when this kind of thinking takes over, some users are
inclined to see one as somehow inferior to or weaker than the other, or the
thought pattern makes it seem to some thinkers, that there is another, separate
world that exists–an immaterial world but one without angels, ghosts, Plato’s
forms, plus numbers and the rest of pure mathematics. In fairness, I suppose I should concede that some philosophers use “space”-metaphors for relatively similar purposes.  Charles Taylor in his landmark book SOURCES OF THE SELF (1989) uses the phrase “moral space” to talk about it being possible to reason, conceive, formulate different theses, positions, ideas, and so on. In is view, a philosophical system regarding ethics and morals that does not have a “moral space” is pinched, idea-less, dogmatic, incapable of philosophical imagination, and so forth.  In this context, Taylor also uses the idea of a “moral horizon, and idea that is obviously connected to the idea of moral space.” 

(Wait a second.  If this idea is conceptually similar to
Dante’s poetry, someone might be prone to jump the other way. They might say
things like, “No wonder we don’t see much of 
witches around here.  No wonder
science has falsely declared that there are no witches.  They didn’t know where to look and how to
think.  Times have changed. We live in
the modern world.  Maybe the so-called
scientists have gotten it wrong because we couldn’t—and therefore
didn’t–realize that witches travel with data, not on broom
handles.”  These kinds of transformations
of superstition have happened repeatedly in human history.)

Handled in the right sort of way, perhaps my concerns are
exaggerated.  Or perhaps they are simply
academic. It might be said that it is overblown to be worried about mistakenly
transposing metaphors into literal language which is taken to be actually
descriptive and which, therefore, generates metaphysical falsehoods shaping
brains and lives.  “Apparently,” it might
be said, “that fellow Quinn doesn’t have enough to do and is not in
contact with the real world, as opposed to his fantasy world, is pacing around
on a cloud, and has no conception of the requirements of the pragmatic.

Some might find this criticism
attractive, but it has holes in it.  For
one thing, the contrast between the “real world” and a “fantasy world” is
strikingly different from the contrast between “real world” and “cyber
world.”  In the first pair, there is no
suggestion of there literally being two actual independent worlds as it
were side-by-side. The first pair turns on the idea that Quinn’s connection
with the world we all live in is faulty—or that he is disconnected from the
world even he lives in. 

Second, the use of a phrase
that was new to the language long ago, but used still today, suggests how unhinged
Quinn and his cronies are, and that phrase is “New World.”  The image is of Christopher Columbus sailing
the ocean blue and bumping into Brazil, or somewhere like it, and thereupon
calling what he found the (or a) “New World,” whereupon the phrase spread
quickly and became a catch phrase that no one thought much about. No one who
was not radically superstitious and an ounce of good sense ever thought of what
Chris found and then described as indicating the existence anything like a
cyber world, that is. The new “world” to
the west was an outlier, in some sense, but it was not a metaphysical outlier.  It was simply a big piece of land a long way
away with strange yet untasted eatables and even stranger people. Anyone who
thought about it immediately knew that it was quite literally in a “special”
space, one fixed and at a very long distance but that it was not a special,
new kind of space embodying new
kinds of spaces.

To put the same point a
little differently, it seems likely to me that it was understood immediately
that the phrase “New World” did not refer literally to a separate and
metaphysically different “place.” 
Indeed, one which generated burning excitement; many of the more elite
populace considered sending their adventuresome servants over for a “look see,”
bringing home a diary, new fruits, new vegetables, and perhaps a slave or
two.  So what am I worried about?  One minor thing is that everyone knew that
the “Americas” were solid tangible, objects and not,  new “realms,” metaphysically distinct from
what they already had, and what we now have.

Of course, it must be
admitted that there is a sense in which the Internet and the rest of the cyber
world is a “new world.”  However, this
usage is used simply to suggest that the cyber world is new to the human
consciousness because many of us have never imagined such a thing.The
coming of the telephone was like that, as were the uses of antiseptic for
infections and anesthesia for surgery.

I am not the only source of doubt.   Interestingly, some courts have, at least intuitively, recognized to be shy of using this language.  On June 19, 2014, Justice Thomas writing for a 9-0 court (granted there were 3 concurring Justices) wrote this”The fact that a computer ‘necessarily exist[s] in the physical, rather than purely conceptual realm is beside the point.'” Alice Corporation Pty. Ltd v. CLS Bank Int’l [et al], 214 WL 2765283, ___ U.S. ___ (2014).(This is a patent case regarding the eligibility for a patent involving the use of computers in providing risk management for  reciprocal and parallel transactions at a financial clearing house.  In a way, this is a system of insurance for two parties at once where the peril is that one of them  (or a group of them) may breach a contract of engagement the other (or others).)  Notice that Justice Thomas avoids phrases like “cyber world.”   

   

(I wonder if some—but only
some–of today’s concern about how existing law and jurisprudence will fit the
cyber world, a completely different kind of “New World,” is not generated by
some serious concern about metaphysical divergence.  Of course, some of the concerns would exist
even if the new world of the cyber world were just like the new world of  Christopher  and many of the others in Europe who could
read, think, or do both could. What we have today is a new, “new world,” but
which has quite different characteristic.)

There were, as us well
known, superstitious people in those days—probably more than today—who saw the
idea of a “new world” in metaphysical terms. 
There was, after all, a heaven and a hell, and—of there may actually be
such “places,” but that is a wholly different. 
No one thinks that God Himself resides in the Cyber-World, or His
opponent, for that matter. Of course, none of this gibberish was in any way
connected to the language Chris generated amongst the royals, then the elite,
then the risk loving merchants, and so on “down” the line.

The idea contained in the
phrase “virtual world” has few virtues either, despite its established usage.
That phrase is too close to the phrase “virtuous world,” and so has an extra
danger in it: the dangers metaphysical and distorted free association.  It strikes me as at least as dangerous as the
other phrases.  This point is complicated, a little by the fact that the term “virtuous,” when used in the phrase “virtuous circle”  can mean something entirely different again than “virtuous world.” A virtuous circle is a phrase used in micro-economics and business to refer to the circle ones finds in textbooks showing how flows of actions or ideas can improve an operation.  Interestingly, there is such a thing as a “vicious circle,” picturing roughly the reverse activity.” See Verizon v. Federal Communications Commission, 740 F.3d 623, 628 (D.C., Cir. 2014) where there is a brief use of the phrase.

In Bragg v. Linder Research, Inc. there was a dispute over property in “virtual property. Judge Eduardo Robreno, D.J., remarked that “While the property and the world where it is found are ‘virtual,’ the dispute is real.” 487 F.Supp. 593 (E.D.Pa. 2007).  He goes on to say, “The virtual world at issue is an interactive computer simulation which lets its participants see, hear, use, and even modify the simulated objects in the computer-generated environment.” (Emphasis added.) Not bad Judge. Nota bene: no “New World.” No new space.

Update: So far as “virtuality” and “virtuesness” are concerned, see Anand Giridharadas, “Museums See Virtue in Virtual Worlds,” Weekend Arts II, NYT C17 (August 8, 2014). (Marvelous pictures included.)

Another One: There is another widely used pair of phrases that are widely used in all sorts businesses, and in other activities., e.g,, political, economic, law practice, etc. The names of this pair are “virtuous circle” and “virtuous cycle.” For each of these there is an opposite” “vicious circle” and “vicious cycle.”  One dictionary gives this as a definition of “virtuous circle”:”a beneficial cycle of event or incidents, each having a positive effect on the event.”

Yet Another:  I may have to give up on my opposition to this corruption of the language. A few days ago I went to the public library in Austin Texas, and there was a “business card” calling upon the citizens to “Visit the Virtual Library”–Download eBooks, eAudiobooks, magazines, movies and music. And the card provides an eAddress: library.austintexas.gov/virtual. Now I want this. I guess I have to give up and end my rant. (May 7, 2015–Is it symbolic that I am giving up on the 100th anniversary of the sinking of teh Lusitania? Probably not).

The definition is wrong.  Suppose there are 5 events, and the first 4 would contribute to a satisfactory result, but #5 has no effect. It neither improves the flow or diminishes it; it neither speeds up the process, nor slows it down.  It is completely neutral. Yet it is still part of the circle; why might be anybody’s guess. However, this fact undercuts the definition, although not the general idea. These phrases are widely and there is a weak literature on mostly intended for college biz courses or M.B.A. programs.   So the interested reader may find it helpful to start with WIKIPEDIA. It’s presentation is understandable; there are some cites; and there are lots of diagrams.

 Mostly it is though of as a presentational device for lectures and the like, and this is true.  But it is also a helpful planning and thought device. It is no doubt perfectly obvious to the reader that these–the virtuous–devices can be used in either the “virtual”–the “cyber”–“world and in the so-called “real world.”

Little has been written about the “vicious circle” or the “vicious cycle.  It seems to me false to think of any defect in a “virtuous circle” making it into a “vicious circle.” And there is no substantial literature on the concept.  It seems to me that it would be a “virtuous circle” undertaken to achieve a evil purpose (or evil end state).  It might also be though of as a cycle designed to render someone else’s goals impossible (or very unlikely) to achieve. Thus, as with lots of things, there are degrees of a circle’s being vicious.

I wonder if some—but only
some–of today’s concern about how existing law and jurisprudence will fit the
cyber world, a completely different kind of “New World,” is not generated by
some serious concern about metaphysical divergence. Can one think about cyber
copyright problems as being in the same conceptual scheme as copyright is
thought about in the real world? It looks like it to be sure, but will that
hold?  One knows now, well in advance of
the plethora, that many lawyers will be stretching out the differences between
the two worlds. Of course, some of the concerns would exist even if new world
of the cyber world were just the new world of 
“’Columbian’ Rhetoric.”

In reality, there is only
one actual world, the real world.  There
are not two worlds or two conceptual kinds of spaces.  The football field is a real world space, and it
has distance.  There is no such thing as
space without distance.  This is even
recognized in “cyber world talk.” 
Discussions of hacking are invariably about where the hack come from and
how is it got to the hacked.  Did it
begin in China, Romania, Uganda, or Cleveland? 
Did it travel through Bolivia on its way to Amarillo where the hacked
insurance company keeps its new paperless archives? (Wait! Why is there is any
place at all for these archives?   There be no place? Is it true that there are
cyber clouds and that they too in no
particular place; indeed, not in any place at all? What about the corporate
headquarters of Hyberactivities, Inc.? Need it be in a particular place? Might
not corporations find their “homes” in cyberspace? And on and on.) 

Even if this critique is
entirely true, which it is, it is also good to remember that the phrases under
discussion can be useful metaphors for dealing with so-called real world
situations.  Thus, for the purpose of
military strategy it makes sense to think of different types of battlefields,
one of which is cyber.  This type of
thinking makes it possible to “stack,” as it were, battlefields vertically—one
battlefield on top of another. But this is only for strategic thinking purposes–a
place where the imagination is necessary. 
Of course, it is also true that the idea that there are layers of
various things to be found in physical space, but they are all tangible.

 It is easy enough to guess why the phrase
“cyber world” is now so widely used. From whence did the phrase cometh? Of
course, it’s origin was a device to get people to think of the real world as
having components that the population had not heard of, “thunk” about and
certainly not grasped.  That is not what
made the dangerous phrases so widely used without thought. One can think of
video games as involving separate worlds—that of the world of the game, and
that of another world or other worlds. 
One can easily think of players thinking of themselves as directing
actions in another world–the “world” of a video game.  But this is nothing but using the
imagination.

Here is an alternative
example, though twisted in the opposite direction.  In 1984, in a journal entitled NECROMANCER,
William Gibson defined “cyberspace” as “A consensual hallucination experienced
daily by billions of legitimate operators.” Obviously, this idea is “crazy”: Consensual hallucination? Deliberate state of mind(s) like
hallucinations, cyberspace as hallucination? Billions of people at once? Enormous crowds hallucinating jointly in unison? In harmony? With the same rhythm?
Responsively? Really? Further,
if the “Gibson Definition”: were not itself nuts, or hilariously false, it
would attribute seriousness craziness to all users of the Internet. Certainly,
some video game users become over excited from time to time—some more than
others–and some of the players are addicted. These states of mind are not
hallucinatory, though some of the game players may actually be quite mad.  (The reader must keep in mind that 1984 is
not so long ago, even though a favorite buzz about the Internet, etc., makes it
sound like only very young ideas, say, formulated since 2010, are anything but
obsolete.

This kind of philosophical
(or, at any rate, academic) objection is too purist for the practical purposes
of the Big-Blog, so I shall write here like many others do. I will use phrases like
“cyber-world,” etc.,–language I denounce as intellectually dangerous–for the
sake of simplicity and the virtues of fitting in.  After all, my criticism is not really about
the language taken just by itself.  It is
about the ideas the language presents.  I
have no problem with discussing a dangerous idea; they can be refuted. My real
problem about cyber language is that it can seduce the mind into disruptive
ideas. It is not true that only sticks and stones can cause one harm.  Thus, I will use this dangerous language for
simplicity’s sake.  At the same time, the
reader should keep in minds that all I am doing is using this dangerous
phraseology, but not embracing its metaphysical connotations.

Now what has this got to do with insurance of that which, as it were, inhabits the the “digital domain,” the hidden beings in the “cyber fog,” provides coverages for the “walls” of the “cyber chat rooms”  and so forth?
The answer is simple, insurance disputes involve dependence on facts.  Facts must be described accurately and not using misleading language; facts are never described  using misleading language.  Description requires truth, just as facts do. In turn, insurance disputes involve contract language, discussions of it, laws, and legal principles, among other things. The accurate use of all these entails correct usage or explanation of the use of  language that sounds misleading.  The phrases “cyber world,” “cyber space” and all the others fit this patterns perfectly.

 There is another twist to this story, which may weaken the linguistic divides, but its meaning and use are not the sort of a real problem. There is a different, harmless phraseology which, in an of itself, is of no consequence when on considers the distressing phrasing discussed here. It might go like this, “In our Internet world, rapidity can create all sorts of problems. This need not be semantics of any concern, so long as it understood to mean, “our world now includes [or “contains”] contains the Internet.

There is no danger of this meaning embracing the idea of there being two worlds.  There being an “Internet world” might be quite different than ordinary usage, and the idea of there being an independent “cyber world” is of necessity very, very different.  There is all the difference in the world, as it were between dependence and independence.  One must keep in mind, however, that confusions about semantics and usages are are lurking behind every long paragraph, adaptive or innovative sentence, and even imaginative verse.  Some confusions are a good thing; others are not.

It must be conceded that sometimes the “[XXX]-space” analogy or metaphor works reasonably well. In his now famous book 1989 SOURCES OF THE SELF the philosopher Charles Taylor uses the idea of “moral space(s)” as the “regions” in which human beings conduct their moral perceptions, realizations, reasoning(s), and create a sense of self. One difference, however, is that there are not two related idea of “space” in his conceptualization. Even Taylor’s use may create a danger of confusion.  At  one point he talks of a when a person is aware of his own experience, aware of his own decisions, or makes decisions about how and why he makes his decisions, and he describes this as “that space where I am present to myself.” p. 131.

Mid 2015.  The Austin Public Library has a business card that says this: “Visit the VIRTUAL LIBRARY[.] Download eBooks, eAudiobooks, Magazines, Movies and Music.”  This is is not a “virtual library.” This is an actual library containing “things” from the cyber world which are called virtual things.  If the word “virtual” is taken to mean what it has always meant, X closely resembles Y, then the things in the actual library are not virtual eBooks, for example, they are actual eBooks. And it is false that eBooks are virtual books, they are quite different things the resemble one another in various way, such a this one: they are both objects, one tangible, one intangible whose essence is having or being a book.

Interestingly, one of the world’s most significant sources of “surface,” systematic information is WIKIPEDIA. It contains an article entitled “Virtual Law Firm.”  Maybe it exemplified both meanings: (1) almost but not quite a law firm, although it contains actual real lawyers rendering services, except for Zoom, and (2) a creature of the cyber-world only, which is clearly not true of Zoom. So, neither of these can be true, not even virtually. At the same time, there is also a squib entitled “Virtual Assistant” and bearing something like a substitute title “Virtual Office Assistant.”

There is significant metaphysics involved in all this regarding abstract entities and their existence. However, I give up.  I’ve had enough. The vocabulary of the “New World” has beaten me.  Perhaps there is virtue of some sort in resisting the destruction of the true meaning of “virtual.” Perhaps not. The thing of it is, when your in a hole, the first principle is to stop digging.  (I get this from the famous philosopher Lindsay Graham.)

The following did not result from digging. It was handed to me on a TV news show.  There is not something which is called a “virtual doctor visit.” It is a tele-medicine devise, whereby medical information in gathered together over the internet from a patient and then there is a phone call between doctor and patient. This was called a “virtual doctor-patient meeting.” This is true. In comparison to what has counted as a doctor-patient meeting or visit or appointment or examination, this kind of meeting is virtually the same as an old fashion face-to-face meeting, where a nurse might have met with the patient first or together with the doc. It was virtually the same.  However, it was not done in a virtual world. It was done in the real world.

I must also confess that the word “world” has diverse uses.  For example. philosophers and logicians have “forever” been talking about different possible worlds. This referred non-existent but but imaginable worlds. For an example of a current philosopher and logician, see Alvin Plantinga, WHERE THE CONFLICT REALLY LIES (Oxford 2011).

 I recently ran across a book on contract law entitled CONTRACTUAL GOOD FAITH written by Steven Burton. He talks about the “world of a contract.” What he is talking about is the contract interpreted in a non narrow, literal way, so that a reasonably knowledgeable person can imagine what what going on around the contract (or the contractual document) itself–what the general or even narrow practices were like–and therefore what the parties may have intended, especially where one or both parties had at least implied areas of discretionary performance. That is a sensible metaphor.

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Expert Witnessing

EXPERT WITNESS TESTIMONY: 

THE “IFs” AND THE “THENs”–

A CONTESTABLE HYPOTHESIS*

Michael
Sean Quinn, Ph.D, J.D., Etc.

2630
Exposition Blvd  #115

Austin,
Texas 78703

(o)
512-296-2594

(c)
512-656-0503

mquinn@msqlaw.com

Almost all acceptable expert opinions work
the same way. Almost all of them are “If-Then” sets of propositions that embody alleged
factual propositions at their foundation. 
“If the facts are X, then my opinion is Y.” 

It is important at this point to distinguish between expert testimony about theoretical matters, such as truths of mathematics, physics, engineering, laboratory methods, surgical methods, some parts of medical practice, and so forth.  The are not the sort of testimony I am talking about.  I am talking about principles applied concretely in given cases.

Outside experts do not in general know of their own
personal knowledge of what the facts really are in a case in which they are testifying.  They are not expected to know those facts. They are simply providing general knowledge, or what is thought to be knowledge, as applied to the facts in a given case. 

Inside experts sometimes have actual personal empirical knowledge of a set of relevant facts, but almost never all of them. Thus, to some extent, inside experts function just like outside experts. 

Often–indeed, almost always–experts are relying on the reports of
others the testimony of others, various documents, stipulations, and requests
that they assure that certain factual-looking propositions are true.   Even if they have themselves performed experiments (or something of the sort),
they are still tied to the validity of those experiments and its applicability to
alleged facts.   And it  is unlikely that the experiments they perform
will have the same kind of scientific validity that experiments performed
repeatedly by many Ph.D.-types at distinguished universities or institutes. 

Any
opinion type testimony that says, “The following concrete and applied opinion is true no matter what empirical
propositions are true and no matter what the logic of the relationship among
the propositions stating facts” is false on its face.  Often when an opinion falls in that category,
the absolutism of the opinion is hidden and not overtly asserted. Often those
factual propositions themselves actually depend on what a person asserts about
the fact and that introduces a second “If-Then” level.  Often the “If-Then” inferences are obvious
and uncontested, so that that opinion and its formulation are all that
matter. 

Experts have to make the “If-Then” point virtually every time they can, even if not asked about it, e.g., in depositions.  If they don’t opposing counsel, but usually not opposing experts (for obvious reasons), will suggest that the testifying expert is not really a fact witness and is deriving his knowledge for outside himself–is depending on versions of facts stated by others.  The expert should underline this  attack by teaching the hearers–whether judges, juries, lawyers, parties, and so forth–that all expert opinions are dependent of facts which are to some expense assumed, or derived, or arrived at by a process of knowledgeable reasoning, etc.

This idea applies especially to testimony of insurance bad faith matters–what is to be found in the “Then” basket.  One of the main foci in such testimony is the performance of the participating adjusters and their conduct is, to a considerable extent, judged by established customary and reasonable patterns of adjusting along with the insurance contracts, applicable law, and facts to be found in the “If” bucket used by the expert.

Obviously, it is important for the expert to fill the “fact bucket with “the right facts,” objectively selected and what might be called the “true facts” to the extent possible. Facts to the contrary cannot be ignored or rejected out of hand.  The ideal situation for an adjuster is where the opposing facts each supports his opinions.  This happens more often than one might think.

Another blog will discuss how to classify different sets of facts.  The categories should be kept straight in the mind of the expert, except where the categories overlap, and then she must be clear about the boundaries of the overlap.
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*Perhaps it might be remembered that all hypotheses are contestable.  That is what a hypothesis is, and one of the most important ways to think about whether a hypothesis is correct or false is to argue with it and try to falsify it.  This could be called the proper Popper Principle. 
          

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The Pricks of Prenda

Michael Sean Quinn, Ph.D, J.D., Etc.

1300 West Lynn #208

Austin, Texas 78703

(o) 512-296-2594

(c) 512-656-0503

mquinn@msqlaw.com

Here’s the Prenda story, roughly speaking.  The relevant “disciplinary” cases are easy to find, so this should be treated as nothing but an introduction to the most ignoble and unjust lawyering I have nearly ever heard of except for deliberately (1) screwing one’s own client by stealing their money–money the lawyer is hanging on to, (2) selling them out, (3) buying her at an absurdly low price by fraud and then stealing the little bit of money she got money or–as they say–deliberately and with pleasure throwing the client under “the bus.” And, of course, things get even worse when the erotic is built in.

One of the things off things about the Prenda Matter is the number of people were screwed and the fact that the justice system was the one that probably sustained the greatest injury.

MY HYSTERIA

When I contemplate the desirable fate of these “M-Fer-ing,””C-S-ing” toads, and they countrywide band of cohorts, I am lead to wonder (a) whether the Inquisition wasn’t sometimes sometimes used to achieve just results (a proposition regarded as impossible by commentators in our time) and (b) whether the punishment of tar-and-feathering should not be re-instituted, so long as confined to t–ds like these. I confess that My wife Paula sees as too strident a punishment hawk when it comes to lawyer discipline. This is not true, as some of my blogs on this topic illustrate.)

(Pictures can be found on the Internet, and the use of feathers is important for the purposes of public humiliation, especially if only pine tar is used.  I can see it now in my imagination:  march the PPs around a public square with the court house in the middle, or close by. Think: Oxford Miss or Dallas Tex.)

The Prendahzians, are a group of  lawyers too immoral to be otherwise ranked (hereinafter consolidated, as it were, into one person, here named “Peter”) and such nihilistic justice-subversionists that they had no sense of what lawyering is really all about.  Their conduct is so bad might even make Trappist Monks want to change their name, for fear of confusion, or simply go back to being Cistercians.

SO MUCH FOR HYSTERIA, 

NOW

AN ABBREVIATED VERSION OF THE STORY

Peter devised a plan. He arranged the purchase of defunct pornography (now simply known as “porn”) and obtained with it the copyrights attached.  It was arranged that the entities and the rights would be the ownership of a cooperating entity.  The porn was placed on the Internet and could be viewed there subject to a small fee.At the same time it was, in effect, made easy to obtain the stuff deviously, circumspectly without paying the fee, small though it was. However, it was also set up so that these porn thieves would be identifiable.  And sure enough these particular enthusiasts were identified specifically. The plan and the resulting pattern happened quite a lot of times.  Peter would threaten the thieves with exposure by way of filing a legal action alleging copyright violation, if they did not pay him a specified some of money–as these things so, a relatively small one per person–only a few thousand dollars.  But it, as already said, was directed to person, after person, after person.  

This sort of thing is often called EXTORTION.  Remember these are servants of justice doing all this.  There are officers of the justice system.  They have sworn oaths not to do this sort of thing.  At last a man–a “real” man–said enough is enough lets fight this out in court. Thank the LORD for “John Doe” cases.

At this point, as you might expect, Peter “petered out,” as it were.  The whole thing ended with sanctions, complaints by a federal judge to the state bar, and reference to the AGs, both state and federal.  This noble,

insistent, and persistent  judicial attitude began to spread and, I gather, is still spreading across the country,

thus proving that.

Thank God for Judge Otis D. Wright, II. See Ingenuity 13 LLC v. John Doe, 2013 WL 1898633 (C.D. Cal. May 6, 2013).

LEGAL EDUCATION: A SIDE COMMENT

I taught “legal ethics” in a law school for a while.  Few reported cases regarding lawyer performance are interesting. In fact they are boring.  “Ho hum, same old stuff, over and over again.” Same cites. Same law. Similar analyses. Sleepy.  Punishments affirmed, approved, or reduced every once in a while. Decisions of bar disciplinary committee almost never tossed, no should they  be.  You’d think that cases on lawyer conduct would be interesting.  The whole idea is false.

No wonder so many law schools require the course. No one would take it if they didn’t have to.  And the same goes for CLE lectures.  The authorities that demand that lawyers get ethics credit usually demand that each CLE program include X number of hours of legal ethics. It is often the most boring hour during the whole program.  Planners try and avoid the problem by sticking a little here and a little there into other written material supposedly matched up to the lectures. It never works.  It always the same stuff; everybody already knows about it; those in the audience are not paying close enough attention to get themselves reminded of what they heard about last year or the year before.

So can the subject be taught in law school, first, and then in CLEs Law School: You focus on the rules, make up hypos, and outline the political interesting though obvious lawyer sins of the disgraced. Ho hum. CLE: So what have the courts said about legal malpractice in the context of X-type practice.  CLE: “Remember, ladies and gentlemen, the Supreme Courts around the country frown on or scowl  at Y, and when it comes to Z, they’ll kick you ass out.” 

The story of the Prenda Pricks is a different “cup of tea.” Teach ethics by telling the story. It involves crime, outrage, manipulation, sin, vice, corruption, greed, low-lifes, low-living and low-blows, judicial quasi-heroism, individual guts, charts of the cast of evil doers–with photographs even, elaborate and sound legal reasoning, sanctions and judiciary stamping on really flagrant–unbelievably flagrant–misconduct of members of the bar. This is a case that can be taught and maintain the interests of the audience.  Furthermore, the explicit citation to something like to what appears to be a holding in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) won’t hurt.

There can even be arguments that as disgusting as Quinn says Peter is, did he really do anything illegal.  Is creating temptations for copyright violations and present them to scum-bag porn thieves really so bad? Is setting a trap for the sinful as earth-scattering as Michael says? Isn’t his acidity a bit to harsh?  Isn’t his wife right about him in the end?  What’s the point here? Arguments based on the outrageous are always a good foundation for teaching, learning and fun.  Too bad the Prenda scandal is not just a hypo.

Dreaming up the lecture title is not too hard.  It, the subtitle and, at least the opening paragraph, must contain the following words: Ingenuity, Doe, dough, Wright, copyright, flagrant, outrageous, foul, fowl, and the quote from Spock with which Judge Wright open the Ingenuity 13. Any use of the title of this blog may or may not be a violation of some copyright right or another.

P.S. I have written before about the overuse by lawyers of important words.  I did not list he word “flagrant” in my suggestion of words to be used only rarely. There can be all sorts of rule violations which are not flagrant; not ever mistake is a flagrant anything.  To tell the truth, the judges are sick of this kind of supposedly colorful argument.  Peter’s performance is an exception to the “Don’t Use It Rule.” His conduct really was flagrant, outrageous, and amazingly horrible.

Another P.S. (added 4/14/2015) It has not been reported that a Prendo-ex has created a new shake-down practice.  According the “author” TECHDIRT (“T”)one Paul Hansmeier (“L”) has begun suing business, including quite small ones, for technical violations of the Americans With Disabilities Act.  According to T plaintiffs sometimes don’t even know that they are such, though probably T meant to say in condemning L that that these plaintiffs did not know that they had hired L to be their lawyer.  According to T, citing Dan Browning of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Kahler Hotels has struck back filing a counterclaim seeking $50T+ in damages. 

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The Smuggling Lawyer

Michael Sean Quinn, Ph.D, J.D., Etc.

Quinn & Quinn

2630 Exposition Blvd  #115

Austin, Texas 78703

(o) 512-296-2594

(c) 512-656-0503

mquinn@msqlaw.com

(Resumes: www.michaelseanquinn.com)

An Idiot Lawyer
There was once a man named of Goldman,  
Lawyer Goldman was himself not so golden, 
He smuggled rich vino for fees. He sold it to  
Cops, alas, 
So he’s now far, far  from his cash, 
And there’s a bar out of which 
He’ll be kicked, no matter how 
good was his hooch.

I give up. I’m a worse poet, I think, than Goldman was a crook. And that’s a strident criticism of  my literary talents. 

Poor Goldman.  He wanted to be a good and popular lawyer, so he also set out to be a smuggler. Apparently he had no promise as either one.  Poor Goldman:  He was an idiot.

For one thing, he couldn’t seem  follow the “rules of the road for chattel sneakery.” It is now and has been for several centuries well established in the grand tradition of international trade central to American business history. One of the components of this grand tradition was booze of all sorts, where wine is counted as just that.

(Recent authors have taken up writing book after book about their own lives as trug traders, i.e., contemporary smugglers. Lawyers are not writing book after book regarding noble lawyers, noble lawyering,  ignoble lawyers, happy lawyers, unhappy lawyers, lawyers satisfactions, lawyer anxiety, BIGFIRM riches, and hell at the BIGFIRM, lawyers who are lost, lawyers who have lost, lawyers who have never lost, unhappy law firms, though none about happy law firms. Really, all alike?  If Goldman leaves the Bar, and if he is unsuited to being a smuggler, as he appears not to be, perhaps he should write a book, The Lawyer as Idiot: A Memoir.

(National advertising distinguishes between wine and spirits.  This distinction does not exist, except is alcohol percentages,  and anyone who tried to use that distinction really has drunk little or no wine and has virtually no sense of the spiritual, spirituality, not to mention spiritsology. There is a similar pseudo distinction, apparently, between wine and hooch and between vino and booze. These distinctions are not something any experience would respect; in fact he would treat them with the disdain they deserve. A real alcoholics would never agree that he must stay away from Jack Daniels but is free to drink Gallo. This distinction must be forgotten, except as an accounting method to keep tract of price.)

In any case, when he was  trundled off to the county jail by the local constabulary, Goldman has a stock of $200,00 worth of bottles of wine for sale arranged carefully on floor to ceiling shelves in his basement. Not even in a separate storehouse, mind you–one where phony names and cash payments for space are both available.

One of the rules of smuggling is that you don’t sell what you’ve smuggled a little bit here and a little bit there. You sell in quantity, like a wholesaler.  Another rule is that you don’t sell it to people you don’t know.  This means you don’t sell it to people who just want couple of bottles.  You leave this to the street dealers. Urban slums, however, are poor, and so not a viable market.  The neighborhood kind cannot be retailers, since the do not have a market and won’t be able to develop one.  Golden knows absolutely nothing about the traditional organizations of the smuggling trades.(Hint: Take a look at the drug trade.  Insofar as mj is concerned, it can be done state-to-state quite easily, like bootlegging. Then again, see the article in the Review Section of the NYT on Sunday June 15, 2014.)

You especially don’t sell small-quantities of really good stuff repeated to purchasers who turn out to be cops. This is especially unwise if you ask them whether they are cops before you sell to them.  For the sake of the honor of distinguished smuggling do it another way.  Hiring streets kids is probably not the right way to go; they don’t have and probably cannot develop the customer base.  There is little consumption of port and brandy in urban slums, and it would be too hard to develop the market.  You also don’t sell wholesale in areas there is a legally approved monopoly that monitors itself extensively. You sell outside the area and let someone, who does not know you, run it in. 

Restaurants and country clubs would obviously be a good market.  They need good stuff and less than market prices for a variety of reasons, some of which are quite obvious.  Here’s another revolutionary idea. Appear to give it away.  This would work with large law firms.  They would actually give it away as Christmas presents to clients and those they would like to become clients.  This works very well, when the smuggler-wholesaler, focuses on BigLaw firms.  Their corporate clients may want several bottle per client, each holiday.  Goldman would have found gold in them, thar law firms.

There is a far more lucrative market, but it has a higher risk.  This is convention and annual celebrations held by various groups.  The highest risk, of course is police persons balls, festivals of firemen, annual meetings of prosecuting attorneys.  If one has a sense of irony, however, this is a tempting market.  Some of the risk is generated by the necessity of bribery.  Then again, it is worth remembering that these sorts of payments are themselves part of the ancient of all kinds of smuggling.  At the same time, be sure and have someone else do it for you.  One wonders if event planners could do this; there might be a lot of money in doing this; and most of the risk would be theirs.  No doubt many of them are clever enough to get away with it, for a while.

Smugglers need to leave retail sales to others or create the appearance of “others,” company divisions where one part of the company knows little about the rest of it. The drug trade typifies this in many ways, although it uses threats of violence to control they peddlers, something that would not be necessary in vino smuggling–a long, indeed ancient, practice.

Of course, all cops who are reading this blog should assume that I don’t know what I’m talking about and am just toying around with an implausible fantasy, having just read Peter Andreas’  2013 book, SMUGGLER NATION: HOW ILLICIT TRADE MADE AMERICA or a novel by Sarah Masters Buckey, or someone like her with a similar audience.

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The Attorney Whore and Her Problems with Legal Ethics

Michael Sean Quinn, Ph.D, J.D., Etc.

2630 Exposition Blvd  #115

Austin, Texas 78703

(o) 512-296-2594

(c) 512-656-0503

mquinn@msqlaw.com

Not All Whore Attorneys Are Attorney Whores

The title contains a true proposition, but it is a semantic mess.  The idea is that some lawyers will do nearly anything for fees; these are “attorney whores,” or at least what they are often called. (Perhaps some of them at the large, so called “BIGLAW FIRMS,” the title should be “attorney courtesans.”)

There are some whore-attorneys, and whores who are trying to become one of us; these are attorney whores, too, though in a different sense.  (Of course, one could be both at the same time. The willingness to do virtually anything for a client is not illegal and not by itself unethical. The ancient profession of whoring for money (or being an actual whore or a real courtesan) is illegal most everywhere (except for Nevada, only or mostly?), and it is unethical for lawyers, precisely because it is illegal (“Unethical” here means, contrary to rules of professional conduct.).

Upon reflection, this point is not just a “maybe-point.” Plainly, someone who was a prostitute–as more proper and “lady-like” language would put it–before becoming a lawyer and then, having become a lawyer, continues her earlier profession, and and is admitted to a large “white shoe” firm, should be called a “courtesan,” or perhaps a “call girl.” as opposed to simply a “whore” or an “attorney-prostitute.” (The last one especially should be avoided, since many lawyers are accused of prostituting themselves.)

How should these folks, to use the language of BOB, our President, be treated by the Bar, as opposed to a bar?

Ethics amongst lawyers can be a complex matter. Sexual involvements–trysts–may not be unethical with a client but is probably unethical if performed with or on a client, though not for, and the fee is concealed within the hourly bill for other services, though, only with the consent of the client.  Besides the dangers of this sort of thing creating new vistas of conflicts of interests and misrepresentations to clients, it is probably always forbidden by judges and litigants before them, judges and lawyers before them lawyers and the clients of opposing counsel, prosecutors and defendants, lawyers and supposedly objective witnesses, lawyers and jurors

 From a practical point of view, the case may be more difficult to be certain about when it is counsel and opposing counsel, especially in appellate courts, where there is so much restraint anyway.

But things are getting too abstruse. Not long ago, a young woman put herself through laws school turning tricks. (A witty woman like that told me once that she had not originally intended merely to pay for law school, but had become confused by legal vocabulary and the requirement that lawyers have a diversity of experiences to be able to handle different types of clients zealously and with deep–if not lasting–loyalty. I remember her saying that she had been told to learn the tricks of the trade, and she reported to me, having fallen under no law school debt, hers is a different story, however.)

She apparently paid for law school as a “working girl.” She hadn’t done well in law school, so she had to start a solo practice, a fate that one of my partners in conversation thought manifested seductive irony.  In any case, the child did not have enough money to make a go of her new found profession; She could not even afford to buy low-level supplies, much less create a high-tech paperless office. As a result, she practiced her first trade on local trade’s men, in exchange for paper, etc.

Unfortunately, she got caught. My understanding is that the local prosecutor tried to sweep the matter under the table, God knows why, and she was not seriously disciplined. Alas, our heroine who could leave her first profession, and returned to her wicked ways, was caught again, and this time disbarred.

What is interesting about this tale (and some of it is exactly that) is that she was not disbarred for whoring, but for lying to the Bar by what she said and what she did not say in sworn statement to it. It was not even for what she had done or what she had left undone.  (It was not because she had in help, health, or good in her.)

Now, what is the moral of this story? First, lawyers lying to the Bar regarding questions legitimately asked cannot be permitted. The question then becomes “Have you ever exchanged sex for money a legitimate question?” Second, surely the Bar should be able to ask about criminal activities. The question then becomes, “What criminal conduct should be left off the Bar’s questions?” Embezzlement stays. Jay walking have never been asked? Prostitution goes? Third, maybe prostitution should be cancelled out as a criminal offense.  After all if prostitution were not illegal, our child’s problems would not have arisen. If it is permitted, why not sex-for-sale?

The ABA should forthwith undertake a public campaign to eliminate prostitution as a criminal offense.  If it were to accomplish this, the story told here–one that is really a tragic story, contrary to my conversational friend’s callous worship of  the values of stand-up comedy.  What is happening to encouraging the American dream? What if this narrative involved a person from an ethnic minority trying to struggle out of the abyss of poverty?

Obviously, given the last paragraph,  it’s in the ABA’s interest to follow this course.  Besides, this will increase the role of the Bar as an organization filled with instinct of charity.  Bars–bar associations–already have a reputation for looking after their own, at least through the courts themselves. (Of course, their are narrow exceptions, worthy to be sure.) If the Bar is to tolerate lawyer whoring, then surely it would be in its “publicity interests,” if nothing else, to let whores becoming lawyers, even if not permitting lawyers to actually be literally whores while practicing. I even think it might want to look the other way, at least, when the despised revenue is purchased paper. 

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